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By ana (Sun Jun 29, 2008 at 07:13:50 PM EST) (all tags)
Or not-so-deadly.


Today was the annual church picnic. I've never actually been to one of these things before; of old, they were held in the beach cottage of one of the folks who has more money than God, and one imagines people stood admiring the view and drinking highballs or something.

Starting last year, some friends of ours, a couple who were on the softball team and who have two remarkably sensible kids, one in high school and one in middle school, got drafted to host the picnic. They even live in the same town we do. But last year we were out of town.

This year, in town, and it turned out to be a wonderful day. A bit too wonderful; just ask my sunburned scalp.

Was fun. Toxicfur made deviled eggs, which, rather surprisingly, were the only such things at the picnic.

Toys for the kiddies abounded, including a pump-action launcher with 4 nerf missiles, which actually flew pretty well, for twenty feet or more.

T says he mowed the lawn yesterday; they were away for a while and we've had rather a lot of rain lately. So it was quite a chore, even though their yard isn't all that huge. The remaining grass was still several inches high, and the ground a bit rough.

Which made croquet, shall we say, interesting.

I got in on the second match, the rector having unsuccessfully defended his title from the previous year in the first. Long story short, some rather aggressive play and capitalizing on missed shots by other players got me home first. You really have to whack the heck out of the ball to get it to go very far on such a surface.

The wife of one of the young clergy (just ordained a couple weeks back) is an artist, and she put together a cake in the form of a croquet ball and mallet. It was quite tasty, and just the thing for that sugar rush needed to finish the match in style.

What else? While toxicfur was out mowing (well, string trimming) our meadow that passes for a yard, and then poisoning weeds (with the lm-approved mixture of vinegar, salt, and dishwashing liquid), I found my way upstairs to play, for the first time, with the copy of Logic Express which toxicfur bought me for Christmas.

This is a music program recommended by clock among others. I never got around to working through the tutorial; somehow there never seems to be both time and inclination for that. But there's this very cool piece I heard at Easter, Crucifixus à 8 of Antonio Lotti, filled with yummy suspensions and such...

So I scattered commands off of Logic Express for a while. I figured out how to create a project with tracks for audio instruments, how to tell it to pay attention to the iMic audio system I had plugged in, and got it to record my voice. Yay.

I never found anywhere to tell it, no, I don't like 120 beats per minute. Or to change it after the fact. Or even to tell it what the tempo is going to be at the start of a new project. It's there someplace, I bet.

Nor could I figure out how to add a new track beyond the ones you told it you'd want when you started the project. Or to mix audio tracks with midi ones. Which is probably just as well, because while it was happy to record my midi keystrokes (silently), it wouldn't make sound when it played them back. Again, I'm sure there's a setting someplace I missed.

By this time it was getting quite dark for the afternoon thunderstorm. And since the one dog hates getting rained on, and the other barks at thunder to make it stop, they came in with toxicfur behind them just as the rain started.

There are tomatoes and peppers and black-eyed susans and hydrangeas in bloom out there. It's really quite amazing. I took some flower pics the other day; I should read them in and post them sometime. Who knows? Maybe later tonight.

OK, dog puking in the kitchen; they insist on eating the grass clippings even though it makes them sick. But they feel fine almost immediately, and it's Lucky Dog Time, so we should prolly feed them.

And I'm out.

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logic's strength... by clock (4.00 / 1) #1 Sun Jun 29, 2008 at 09:20:02 PM EST
...and weakness is that it isn't garageband.  i'm about to start re-working my current project in logic and as such, i'll have all of those things in my head again shortly for your perusal, should you need it.

most things make some sense and double clicking things can be helpful.  once you start to grok the interface, it's probably the most powerful compositional tool of its kind.


Clock is right. [nt] --vorheesleatherface



'preciate it. by ana (4.00 / 1) #2 Sun Jun 29, 2008 at 09:53:39 PM EST
I did find the pulldown menu for tuning schemes, which was longer than my arm. This makes me happy.

It warns me that my laptop doesn't have enough memory to be properly supported. I might hafta fix that. Or not; depends on how fancy the projects I do turn out to be.

"And this ... is a piece of Synergy." --Kellnerin
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memory is good... by clock (2.00 / 0) #9 Mon Jun 30, 2008 at 08:03:47 AM EST
...you'll notice a very quick improvement if you dump a lil extra in there.

and yeah, there's a lot of cool stuff in there.  which is why i sketch in garageband and play with ideas in logic: there are just too many choices in logic for quick session.

but it's a ton of fun to play with!


Clock is right. [nt] --vorheesleatherface

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Tempo is on the transport bar. by dmg (2.00 / 0) #3 Sun Jun 29, 2008 at 10:23:54 PM EST
click on the displayed tempo and drag the mouse up/down to change it.
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Hard work is morally wrong.


devilled eggs are excellent picnic food by cam (2.00 / 0) #4 Sun Jun 29, 2008 at 10:47:49 PM EST
IMNSHO.


cam
Freedom, liberty, equity and an Australian Republic


for giving you by sasquatchan (2.00 / 0) #10 Mon Jun 30, 2008 at 08:44:57 AM EST
devilish gas afterwards as well.

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vinegar + soap = heat + water + a salt. by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #5 Mon Jun 30, 2008 at 01:53:53 AM EST
to which you added more salt. Just go ahead and salt the earth at this point.

This coomenat has be n soidnsord by hurricanbe ice malt liqur


There are places... by ana (4.00 / 1) #6 Mon Jun 30, 2008 at 06:45:35 AM EST
like the cracks in the driveway, or the one between the retaining wall foundation and the sidewalk, that really don't need vegetation in them. Hence the salting of the earth.

"And this ... is a piece of Synergy." --Kellnerin
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Croquet on the lawn by Breaker (2.00 / 0) #7 Mon Jun 30, 2008 at 07:18:36 AM EST
And no mention of Pimm's & lemonade, with crustless cucumber sandwiches?

Bloody colonials.




Nah. by ana (2.00 / 0) #8 Mon Jun 30, 2008 at 08:00:18 AM EST
Local Magic Hat beer and burgers on the grill, kthx. :-)

Also, I must say croquet on the lawn beats house-croquet.

"And this ... is a piece of Synergy." --Kellnerin
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Tut! by Breaker (2.00 / 0) #11 Mon Jun 30, 2008 at 09:07:02 AM EST
Beer and burgers for croquet - how uncivilised!


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indeed by Merekat (2.00 / 0) #12 Mon Jun 30, 2008 at 09:11:28 AM EST
I bet they don't even use flamingos.

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Pimm's by ni (2.00 / 0) #13 Mon Jun 30, 2008 at 11:10:20 AM EST
I have definitely been sold on the Pimm's, but have yet to spot it here. Is there a well accepted recipe in the UK to produce a Pimm's clone?


"These days it seems like sometimes dreams of Italian hyper-gonadism are all a man's got to keep him going." -- CRwM
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Not as far as I know. by Breaker (2.00 / 0) #14 Mon Jun 30, 2008 at 11:35:33 AM EST
You buy it in bottles, then add lemonade (or champagne if you're feeling flash), slices of orange, lemon, apple, some mint and some cucumber (the last 2 are the most important).


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what's the deal... by ana (2.00 / 0) #15 Mon Jun 30, 2008 at 11:36:26 AM EST
with Limeys and their cucumber fetish?

"And this ... is a piece of Synergy." --Kellnerin
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Literal interpretation of phrases. by Breaker (2.00 / 0) #16 Tue Jul 01, 2008 at 03:26:21 AM EST
Like "Cool as cucumber".

Everyone that eats cucumber is immediately cool.


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